Taylor's Sex Scandal

WARNING: Not suitable for the viewing of 18 and below. If you're below 18, I hope you have learned Form 3 Science Chapter 1 or your parents have told you about the birds and the bees at the very least.

May Zhee was in TCPJ the other day, giving her first time to Taylor's.

From here
Or so I thought it was.

To be frank, I was half-expecting that kind of first time, but I was proven wrong. Nuffnang Featured Blogger for October 2007 was actually at there to give her first time in writing her first blog advertorial. Well, it was a good news since we won't be having a Malaysia version of Jamie Lynn Spears but I still left disappointed about it. Next time don't use such lines like "I gave my first time..." to entice me can or not? Oh yeah, the title of this entry is to entice you. So do tell me if I successfully lure you to here, ok? XD

Anyway, so I was reading the redonkulous long entry, which I'm serious impressed by it, until I stumbled across her review on the library.


About Tan Sri Loy Hean Heong Library, she amazingly summarised everything she thinks you need to know in 144 words. I seriously doubt that since it's definitely more than that. How about Taylor's iPortal, which allows students to do book transactions online? Or how about the crazy librarian who likes to bully the students (refer to the entry on 15 August 2007)?

Now, this is why Taylor's should always find an insider like *ahem* me and pay me the same amount of money that they are paying her to blog about them. If she can wrote 144 words about it, I'm sure I can write 145 words. I mean, I don't think she will actually know there's such book in this library.

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Or this?

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So Taylor's, please bookmark me the next time you want to hire a blogger to do a blog advertorial, ok? :P

And although I'm not sure if what she said about already gave her first time to a human being is true or not, but if it's untrue, at least now she knows where she can get an useful book about the topic to prepare for the future. :)

Jack O' Melon

Remember the watermelon I blogged about in A Walk in the Walk?

This melon
Yeah, the watermelon which someone highly admires it to the extent of dedicating an entire entry, which has a lot of corny lines like "Even a watermelon can smile. Why make yourself depress?" Now that's one thing which is creepier than the melon. :P

Anyway, I was surfing the blogosphere the other day and guess what I found.

Top, second from the left
I FOUND THE MELON'S SIBLINGS. o.O

But the shocking part of this story is not about an army of melons (plus pumpkins and honeydews) trying to terrorize the ninth life out of a cat. It is that it is carved by Mike, an ex-Taylorian and my senior if I'm not mistaken but who can blame me since it's been 8 freakin' long months since I first and last met him.

In case you forgotten (or you haven't been to my other blog), this is Mike.

Beside me
Gee.. It's a small world after all. Wait, I mean it's a small blogosphere after all. XD

Xena the Warrior Princess

Recently, Kimberley Chai Wan Xian from Taylor's made the headline and luckily, for the right reason. XD


LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER ARMS. O__O

And her arms she didn't go unnoticed as she was featured in Muscle Wave, a blog which worships Chyna as they highlights women with brawn, weirdly. But heck, this proves that women are more superior than men Seng Foo will never go after her Taylor's does not only produce nerds with dark-rimmed glasses. :P