Taylor's Sex Scandal

WARNING: Not suitable for the viewing of 18 and below. If you're below 18, I hope you have learned Form 3 Science Chapter 1 or your parents have told you about the birds and the bees at the very least.

May Zhee was in TCPJ the other day, giving her first time to Taylor's.

From here
Or so I thought it was.

To be frank, I was half-expecting that kind of first time, but I was proven wrong. Nuffnang Featured Blogger for October 2007 was actually at there to give her first time in writing her first blog advertorial. Well, it was a good news since we won't be having a Malaysia version of Jamie Lynn Spears but I still left disappointed about it. Next time don't use such lines like "I gave my first time..." to entice me can or not? Oh yeah, the title of this entry is to entice you. So do tell me if I successfully lure you to here, ok? XD

Anyway, so I was reading the redonkulous long entry, which I'm serious impressed by it, until I stumbled across her review on the library.


About Tan Sri Loy Hean Heong Library, she amazingly summarised everything she thinks you need to know in 144 words. I seriously doubt that since it's definitely more than that. How about Taylor's iPortal, which allows students to do book transactions online? Or how about the crazy librarian who likes to bully the students (refer to the entry on 15 August 2007)?

Now, this is why Taylor's should always find an insider like *ahem* me and pay me the same amount of money that they are paying her to blog about them. If she can wrote 144 words about it, I'm sure I can write 145 words. I mean, I don't think she will actually know there's such book in this library.

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Or this?

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So Taylor's, please bookmark me the next time you want to hire a blogger to do a blog advertorial, ok? :P

And although I'm not sure if what she said about already gave her first time to a human being is true or not, but if it's untrue, at least now she knows where she can get an useful book about the topic to prepare for the future. :)

Jack O' Melon

Remember the watermelon I blogged about in A Walk in the Walk?

This melon
Yeah, the watermelon which someone highly admires it to the extent of dedicating an entire entry, which has a lot of corny lines like "Even a watermelon can smile. Why make yourself depress?" Now that's one thing which is creepier than the melon. :P

Anyway, I was surfing the blogosphere the other day and guess what I found.

Top, second from the left
I FOUND THE MELON'S SIBLINGS. o.O

But the shocking part of this story is not about an army of melons (plus pumpkins and honeydews) trying to terrorize the ninth life out of a cat. It is that it is carved by Mike, an ex-Taylorian and my senior if I'm not mistaken but who can blame me since it's been 8 freakin' long months since I first and last met him.

In case you forgotten (or you haven't been to my other blog), this is Mike.

Beside me
Gee.. It's a small world after all. Wait, I mean it's a small blogosphere after all. XD

Xena the Warrior Princess

Recently, Kimberley Chai Wan Xian from Taylor's made the headline and luckily, for the right reason. XD


LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER ARMS. O__O

And her arms she didn't go unnoticed as she was featured in Muscle Wave, a blog which worships Chyna as they highlights women with brawn, weirdly. But heck, this proves that women are more superior than men Seng Foo will never go after her Taylor's does not only produce nerds with dark-rimmed glasses. :P

Same Same But Different

When I blogged about Taylor's Walk the other day, I went to the Taylor's website to get more information to blog about it.

Old look
And the very next minute, out of pure coincidence and luck and you-get-the-idea, I ter-click the homepage to open again in another page. Suddenly, it became this:

New look
OH MY GOD.

Talk about efficient, it was barely a minute! Man, I got to be the only guy in this world to have both old and new look of Taylor's website to open at the same time (asides perhaps the Taylor's staffs of course). I'm so proud of myself. *Proud* XD

A Walk in the Walk

It is either great minds think alike, or Miss Tho Xin Yi travel into year 2050 to read this blog and come back to write about it.

Link
I actually would have blogged about the Taylor's Walk quite a while ago, if not because of the lousy connection in Ipoh. Now that she beats me to it, I would have to edit my draft and cite her work or I would be deemed of implying her written work into my own work without her acknowledgment much like the case of the not-so-thin guy.

Although I'm pretty sure I don't get any information from her (I think).


To begin, I went back to the main campus the other day to catch a glimpse of the walkway. I want to see it with my own eyes how a RM125,000 above the half million ringgit mark (that's RM625,000 to you) investment would benefits the students, staffs, animals and society.

Well, that's what I would want to say, but the fact is I actually went there because I was damn free after handing all assignments. *Laughing sinisterly at STPM students* XD

But still, here's my two cents about the walkway.

I got nothing better to do
Firstly, students can jump ala SmashpOp due to the huge space available. Or better, students can conduct their activities like smoking and drug-trafficking safely without worrying about getting hit by cars.


Secondly, giant pandas can safely eat all the bamboos available at the walkway without worrying about getting hit by cars.

Please don't say we look similar
Thirdly, it got a watermelon, although I don't know how it fits into our topic. But still, no need to worry about getting hit by cars! XD

Ok, enough of getting hit by cars I have to, because you guys would kill me if I continue. Let's see this walkway from a more serious point of view. Forget about the story that it increases the traffic flow. The problem is still there and always will be. So I rather look at another feature of the walkway, which was as reported by Tho (2007), the police beat base.

Tak kenal, kenal, tak kenal, tak kenal, tak kenal
According to Tho (2007), which is actually according to Subang Jaya OCPD ACP Zainal Rashid Abu Bakar, the police beat base was built to enhance the security around the area as the crime rate is pretty high. With only above-average families can afford the fees studying in Taylor's, I would be surprised if there is no crime at all. But that's a topic for another day. :P

I don't disagree with the statement regarding the crime rate, as I have heard of a lot of crimes happening in this area, most notably my friend punya friend who was a victim of the silliest robbery in the world (refer to the entry on April 12, 2006). Seriously, I didn't know that we can engaged a parley/negotiation with the robbers to exchange a laptop for, of all things from apple to zebra, a handphone and escape unharmed. -___-

With the police around, hopefully such silly robbery by the robbers (but lucky escape by the victim) would never happen again. But then again, it is the police from our country we are talking about. You know, the Malaysian police which has over 250 videos related to them regardless good or bad but mostly bad on Youtube as by November 20, 2007.


.....

Ok, we are as good as dead.


Reference:
Tho, XY 2007, 'New police beat base in Subang Jaya', StarMetro, November 19, 2007, pg. M8

Footnote: For more information about Taylor's Walk, please visit Taylor's website. It's more formal and detailed than this blog. And the referencing thingy is just a joke. XD

Ctrl + P

Last Monday was my final day of Semester 2... and I found this:


I got one freaking hundred pages to waste left in the quota system. o.O

I'm not sure about the other colleges/universities/university colleges, but in Taylor's the printing system is set with the quota system. You will be given (well, not given actually since you paid for it) a print quota every year. Once you finish using your quota, you can renew it by paying RM10 for 100 credits. And each time you print 1 black & white page, it will deduct 1 credit from your quota. Same goes to if you want to print 1 colour page, it will deduct 10 credits. Yeah, I know. It's very painful. >.<


When I first noticed I still had 100 credits left, I told myself, "Never mind, you can use always it next year," which was a good idea but then, the next second I found myself telling myself, "NO! You can't use it next year! The blardy print quota will reset to KOSONG!" Yeah, I know. I do talk to myself but the bigger issue here is I GOT ONE FREAKING HUNDRED PAGES TO WASTE! ARHHHHH!!!

Just in case your brain moves too slowly, I shall explain the situation to you. In Taylor's, students will be provided with 100 pages by the system every year. And do notice, it's BY YEAR. Now we are currently in November, which is plus minus only 2 months left before we are in year 2008, which means if I don't use it before 11:59:59 PM on December 31st, 2007, the system will automatically reset my quota to 0. -__-


The system is lunatic! It should automatically transfer the remaining of my quota to next year! It it unfair for not only me, but all Taylorians as well! Man, I can't believe the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) Department wants to con my RM10 worth of credits. So instead of letting the ICT Department to untung, I decided to use up all the remaining credits in one day and act like that Ah Long advertisement on TV. XD

Halo kawan! Mau print tak? Jumpa saya lah!
Tak ada paper? Tidak apa, boleh jumpa saya..
Paper? Saya ada.
Print quota? Saya pun ada.
Satu puluh, lima puluh.. saya bagi!
SATU RATUS? Saya pun boleh bagi!
Tapi ingat arr, saya bukan Ah Long. Saya cuma nak tolong.

Well, I didn't exactly say those lines, but I did ask my friends to help me use up my remaining credits. They wanted to print five pages, I gave them. They wanted to print 10 pages, I gave them. Any amount they stated, I gave them. As long as they happy, I will be happy too. Hmmm... not exactly happy since I was sad as well. I happy because I CAN finish up the quota but I was sad as well because I NEED to finish up the quota. :(

Anyway, just when I thought I have pwned the ICT Department, I found this:


I still got 50 credits in the system. WTF!? -____-

After spending three hours in the Media Hub, I can't believe I actually still had 50 credits left. That's RM5 worth of credits! @$^#%$@!! That's it! A desperate time calls for desperate measure! Finally, I decided to use up all of it by printing *sigh* colour pages.

That's 5 pieces of colour pages if you're wondering. :(

Headers of my blog
Yeah, I used it to print stuffs like that. I know it is a sin to waste but it's not my fault! It's their fault! If they have a better system, I won't need to waste 100 credits in one day. So I hope that this issue can be solved ASAP. I don't want to waste my credits like this again next year. -___-

Aim to Please

We aim to please, literally. Right, estherlauderlyn? XD

YCF in Taylor's

You know, judging from the way I parodied them and that I'm also taking the same course with this guy at Taylor's College, why would they want to interview him and not ME??



Though I admit maybe it's because I'm a Maxis user. Man, I hate you, YellowCoverageFellow. >(

French Connection

Last week, my friend got us two meal vouchers to Lemon Grass.


Lemon Grass is a restaurant within the Leisure Commerce Square building. In some way, Lemon Grass is similar to this blog, as the restaurant is operated by the students of Taylor's College School of Hospitality and Tourism. Of course, I'm different from them because I don't attempt to poison you with words and pictures. :)

Sorry for being stereotype, but it's my stomach we're talking about. Who knows that they might use some sauce which is expired and causes me to suffer from food poisoning and ends up at a hospital preparing my last words? Or maybe they slip off a banana peel when they serve tossed salad and I ends up being tossed instead? I can't help thinking that we're given the meal vouchers to be a laboratory mice. -____-


AHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!! @.@

But heck, despite its name, the restaurant was not a lemon at all. In fact, the food and services are so great that it makes me want to speak in French. XD


(Courtesy of Babel Fish Translation)

Bonjour les gens ! Je sais que vous tout vous demandez dans l'excitation ce que j'ai eu ainsi je ne perdrai pas le temps. Pour des démarreurs, nous avions asperges et oeuf poche, sauce Hollandaise. Je ne l'ai pas aimée beaucoup, car l'oeuf était très froid et je n'aime pas les oeufs froids. Et la sauce à Hollandaise n'est pas exactement la meilleure sauce au monde.

Mais le plat principal était assez délicieux pour que j'oublie les oeufs.


Pour le plat principal, j'ai Steak de maquereau grille, sauce vin blanc celery braise et pommes roties. Le poisson était très gentil ! Bien qu'il n'ait pas été grillé à la perfection, il était près de parfait ! Je l'ai aimé tellement que j'aie même mangé les poissons et son plat de mon ami. XD

RIRE DEHORS FORT!!


Finally, we had stuffed pancake with raspberry sauce for dessert. It was magnificent! It is a pancake stuffed with cream inside and tied up with a string of spaghetti. When you put it into your mouth, the cream will come out and fill you up with excitement. To add, we also can dip it into the raspberry sauce. The fulfillment of eating it is indescribable.

(Actually I want to translate the previous paragraph into French too, but then again, it sounds SO DAMN WRONG. So if you're wondering why I suddenly write in English, you try to translate it into French and then English again using Babel Fish Translation. Don't say I didn't warn you)


After experience the gourmet food served by the Taylorians themselves first-hand, I will no longer stereotype them. In fact, if I were given two meal vouchers to eat at there again, I will go there by myself. >)

Spin-Off

Fine, you caught me red-handed. I do have another blog.

Me
I know it doesn't make sense why I would want another blog when I already have one but the reason for this spin-off is to blog about my life in Taylor's University College and only about it. You see, I previously blogged about the environment inside the main campus, which many people ended up there when they googled the term "Taylor's College". One of them is Angel Wong.


Recently, Angel emailed me on behalf on her sister to inquire about the life in Taylor's. Seeing her sister having an interest in Taylor's and also how nice she treated her sister, I wanted to tell her every great and bad thing about Taylor's. But then again, it would be like fighting Sephiroth without any Potions - it's a mission impossible. -___-

That's why I decided to create another blog.


This blog is unlike my own blog, where I touched a range of topics from bras to how to use the finger the correct way, which I doubt could help the people to make decision whether to further their studies in Taylor's. With this blog, I would be able to focus everything entirely and solely on Taylor's. Thus, anyone who is interested in Taylor's can come to this blog and get the insight view of a student.

The reason why I'm doing this is because I feel I can help a lot of people. So it is final. Anything which is related to Taylor's, it shall be posted at here while anything obscene and vulgar and dirty and strictly under-18 which is not related to Taylor's, it will be posted at my own blog. XD

Not sure this picture belongs to which blog @.@
Now, let me have the pleasure to welcome you to 'Life of a Taylorian''. :)